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Abbott and Costello

Who is on first" is probably the most famous comedy routine of all time, its quick, impecable delivery is something to behold; Abbott and Costello were a great example of how comedy used to be. Episodes begin in 1940

Amos and Andy

Prior to Abbott and Costello, since the beginning of Radio and for many years, a prior generation laughed to Amos and Andy. Episodes begin in 1926

Andrew Sisters

Variety is present with the program of the Andrew Sisters. OTR programs of the Andrew Sisters will alternate with those of Abbott and Costello and Amos and Andy at random to please the most demanding taste. Episodes begin in 1944

Joke of the Day

Understanding Engineers #1
Two engineering students were biking across a university campus when one
said, "Where did you get such a great bike?"
The second engineer replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday, minding
my own business, when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike, threw it to
the ground, took off all her clothes and said, "Take what you want."
The first engineer nodded approvingly and said, "Good choice: The clothes
probably wouldn't have fit you anyway."
Understanding Engineers #2
To the optimist, the glass is half-full. To the pessimist, the glass is
half-empty. To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.
Understanding Engineers #3
A priest, a doctor, and an engineer were waiting one morning for a
particularly slow group of golfers.  The engineer fumed, "What's with those
guys?  We must have been waiting for fifteen minutes!"
The doctor chimed in, "I don't know, but I've never seen such inept golf!"
The priest said, "Here comes the greenkeeper. Let's have a word with him."
He said, "Hello George, What's wrong with that group ahead of us? They're
rather slow, aren't they?"  The greenkeeper replied, "Oh, yes. That's a
group of blind firemen. They lost their sight saving our clubhouse from a
fire last year, so we always let them play for free anytime!"
The group fell silent for a moment.
The priest said, "That's so sad. I think I will say a special prayer for
them tonight."
The doctor said, "Good idea. I'm going to contact my ophthalmologist
colleague and see if there's anything she can do for them."
The engineer said, "Why can't they play at night?"
Understanding Engineers #4
What is the difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers?
Mechanical engineers build weapons. Civil engineers build targets.
Understanding Engineers #5
The graduate with a science degree asks, "Why does it work?"
The graduate with an engineering degree asks, "How does it work?"
The graduate with an accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?"
The graduate with an arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"
Understanding Engineers #6
Three engineering students were gathered together discussing who must have
designed the human body.  One said, "It was a mechanical engineer. Just look
at all the joints."  Another said, "No, it was an electrical engineer. The
nervous system has many thousands of electrical connections."
The last one said, "No, actually it had to have been a civil engineer. Who
else would run a toxic waste pipeline through a recreational area?"
Understanding Engineers #7
Normal people believe that if it ain't broke, don't fix it.  Engineers
believe that if it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough features yet.
Understanding Engineers #8
An engineer was crossing a road one day, when a frog called out to him and
said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess."  He bent over,
picked up the frog, and put it in his pocket.
The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn back into a
beautiful princess and stay with you for one week."  The engineer took the
frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned it to the pocket.  The
frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I'll
stay with you for one week and do anything you want."  Again, the engineer
took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket.  Finally,
the frog asked, "What is the matter? I've told you I'm a beautiful princess
and that I'll stay with you for one week and do anything you want. Why won't
you kiss me?"  The engineer said, "Look, I'm an engineer. I don't have time
for a girlfriend, but a talking frog - now that's cool."
Two engineers???
Two engineers were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking at its top.
A woman walked by and asked what they were doing.  "We're supposed to find
the height of this flagpole,"
said Steven, "but we don't have a ladder."
The woman took a wrench from her purse, loosened a  couple of bolts, and
laid the pole down on the ground.  Then she took a tape measure from her
pocketbook, took a measurement, announced, "Twenty one feet, six inches,"
and walked away.  One engineer shook his head and laughed, "A lot of good
that does us. We ask for the height and she gives us the length!"  Both
engineers have since quit their engineering jobs and are currently serving
as members of Congress.

Thought of the Day

Blessed are the young, for they shall inherit the national debt.
-Herbert Hoover 
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