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Abbott and Costello
Who is on first" is probably the most famous comedy routine of all time, its quick, impecable delivery is something to behold; Abbott and Costello were a great example of how comedy used to be. Episodes begin in 1940
Amos and Andy
Prior to Abbott and Costello, since the beginning of Radio and for many years, a prior generation laughed to Amos and Andy. Episodes begin in 1926
Andrew Sisters
Variety is present with the program of the Andrew Sisters. OTR programs of the Andrew Sisters will alternate with those of Abbott and Costello and Amos and Andy at random to please the most demanding taste. Episodes begin in 1944
Joke of the Day
CEO: chief embezzlement officer. BULL MARKET: A random market movement causing an investor to mistake himself for a financial genius. BEAR MARKET: A 6 to 18-month period when the kids get no allowance, the wife gets no jewelry, and the husband gets no sex. MOMENTUM INVESTING: The fine art of buying high and selling low. VALUE INVESTING: The art of buying low and selling lower P/E RATIO: The percentage of investors wetting their pants as the market keeps crashing. BUY, BUY: A flight attendant making market recommendations as you step off the plane. STANDARD & POOR: Your life in a nutshell. STOCK ANALYST: Idiot who just downgraded your stock. MARKET CORRECTION: The day after you buy stocks. CASH FLOW: The movement your money makes as it disappears down the toilet. WINDOWS 2000: What you jump out of when you're the sucker that bought Yahoo @ $240 per share. YAHOO: What you yell after selling it to some poor sucker for $240 per share. INSTITUTIONAL INVESTOR: Someone who has owned equities for the last two years and who's now locked up long-term in a hospital PROFIT: Religious guy who talks to God
Thought of the Day
Blessed are the young, for they shall inherit the national debt. -Herbert Hoover"
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