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Father Knows Best

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Mail Call

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Voice Of The Army

Joke of the Day

Ronnie the Fighter Pilot

A teacher asks the kids in her 3rd grade class: "What do you want to be
when you grow up?"

Little Ronnie says: "I wanna start out as a Fighter Pilot, then be a
Billionaire, go to the most expensive clubs,find me the finest whore, give
her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Copacabana, a
mansion in Paris, a jet to travel throughout Europe, an Infinite Visa Card,
and all the while banging her like a loose screen door in a hurricane."

The teacher, shocked and not knowing what to do with this outrageous
response from little Ronnie's decides not to acknowledge what he said and
simply tries to continue with the lesson."And how about you, Sarah?"

"I wanna be Ronnie's whore!"

Thought of the Day


A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man,   which debt he proposes to pay off with your money.   ~-G Gordon Liddy