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Joke of the Day

Fast Ferrari!!  
A doctor goes out and buys the best car on the market, a brand new  
Ferrari GTO It is also the most expensive car in the world, and it 
Costs him $500,000. He takes it out for a spin and stops at a red light.  
An old man on a Moped, looking about 100 years old, pulls up next to him.  
The old man looks over at the sleek shiny car and asks, "What kind 
Of car ya got there, sonny?"  
The doctor replies, "A Ferrari GTO. It cost half a million dollars!"  
"That's a lot of money," says the old man. "Why does it cost so much?"  
"Because this car can do up to 250 miles an hour!" states the doctor 
Proudly.  
The Moped driver asks, "Mind if I take a look inside?"  
"No problem," replies the doctor.  
So the old man pokes his head in the window and looks around. Then, 
Sitting back on his Moped, the old man says, "T hat's a pretty nice 
Car, all right... But I'll stick with my Moped!" 
Just then the light changes, so the doctor decides to show the old 
Man just what his car can do. He floors it, and within 30 seconds, the 
Speedometer reads 150 mph. Suddenly, he notices a dot in his rear 
View mirror. It seems to be getting closer! He slows down to see what 
It could be and suddenly.  
WHHHOOOOOOSSSSSHHH!  
Something whips by him going much faster! "What on earth could be 
Going faster than my Ferrari?" the doctor asks himself. He floors the 
Accelerator and takes the Ferrari up to 175 mph. Then, up ahead of 
Him, he sees that it's the old man on the Moped! Amazed that the Moped 
Could pass his Ferrari, he gives it more gas and passes the moped at 210 
Mph.  
WHOOOOOOOSHHHHH! 
He's feeling pretty good until he looks in his mirror and sees the 
Old man gaining on him AGAIN!  
Astounded by the speed of his old guy, he floors the gas pedal and 
Takes the Ferrari all the way up to 250 mph. Not ten seconds later, he sees 
The Moped bearing down on him again! The Ferrari is flat out, and there's 
Nothing he can do!  
Suddenly, the Moped plows into the back of his Ferrari, demolishing 
The rear end. The doctor stops and jumps out and unbelievably the old 
Man is still alive. He runs up to the mangled old man and says, "Oh My 
Gosh! Is there anything I can do for you?"  
The old man whispers, "Unhook my suspenders from your side mirror.        
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