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Abbott and Costello

Who is on first" is probably the most famous comedy routine of all time, its quick, impecable delivery is something to behold; Abbott and Costello were a great example of how comedy used to be. Episodes begin in 1940

Amos and Andy

Prior to Abbott and Costello, since the beginning of Radio and for many years, a prior generation laughed to Amos and Andy. Episodes begin in 1926

Andrew Sisters

Variety is present with the program of the Andrew Sisters. OTR programs of the Andrew Sisters will alternate with those of Abbott and Costello and Amos and Andy at random to please the most demanding taste. Episodes begin in 1944

Joke of the Day

Over a Gynecologist's Office:
"Dr. Jones, at your cervix."

In a Podiatrist's office:
"Time wounds all heels."

On a Septic Tank Truck:
"Yesterday's Meals on Wheels"

On a Proctologist's door:
"To expedite your visit please back in."

On a Plumber's truck:
"We repair what your husband fixed."

On another Plumber's truck:
"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber!"

On a Church's Billboard:
"7 days without God makes one weak."

At a Tire Shop:
"Invite us to your next blowout."

At a Towing company:
"We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."

On an Electrician's truck:
"Let us remove your shorts!"

In a Nonsmoking Area:
"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."

On a Maternity Room door:
"Push. Push. Push."

At an Optometrist's Office:
"If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."

On a Taxidermist's window:
"We really know our stuff."

On a Fence:
"Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive!"

At a Car Dealership:
"The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment."

Outside a Muffler Shop:
"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."

In a Veterinarian's waiting room:
"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"

At the Electric Company:
"We would be delighted if you send in your payment. (However, if you don't, you will be.")

In a Restaurant window:
"Don't stand there and be hungry, Come on in and get fed up."

In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
"Drive carefully. We'll wait."

At a Propane Filling Station:
"Thank heaven for little grills."

At a Radiator Shop:
"Best place in town to take a leak."

Thought of the Day

Blessed are the young, for they shall inherit the national debt.
-Herbert Hoover 

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