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Comedy - OTR Programs

Abbott And Costello

Amos And Andy

Andrew Sisters

Andy Griffith

An Evening With Groucho

Archie Andrews

Bill Cosby

Bing Crosby

Bob Hope

Burns And Allen

Command Performance

Father Knows Best

Jack Benny

Jimmy Durante

Mail Call

Milton Berle

Voice Of The Army

Joke of the Day

A businessman got on an elevator in a building. When he entered the elevator, there was a blonde already inside and she greeted him by reciting the letters,
"T-G-I-F." 

He smiled at her and replied, "S-H-I-T." She looked at him, puzzled, and said "T-G-I-F" again. 
He acknowledged her remark again by answering, "S-H-I-T." 
The blonde was trying to be friendly, so she smiled her biggest smile and said, as sweetly as possible, "T-G-I-F" another time. 
The man smiled back to her and once again replied with a quizzical _expression, "S-H-I-T." 
The blonde finally decided to explain things, and this time she said, "T-G-I-F, Thank Goodness It's Friday, get it?" 
The man answered, "S-H-I-T: Sorry Honey, It's 
Thursday."

Thought of the Day


The nearest thing to eternal life we will ever see on this earth is a government program.'
- Ronald Reagan